So about that Cover Letter

So this week the best thing in my life has been taking Laptop photos. I know all I have to do is get a job.But 1st comes the cover letter and for some reason unknown to me I have such a hard time doing this. I mean just give me the job all-ready. I wouldn't apply if I did not suit the position.

Photo #1. Yes I have a set of 3D glasses in my office
Photo # 2. 3D glasses are great
Photo # 3. 3D glasses make your eyes hurt
Photo #4. I suppose I should find out how much longer I can claim Sabatical for?
Photo # 5. Maybe I should try to sell lipbalm. Me: Oh they don't pay me
Photo # 6. Calculating how I'll divide my Lotto / Publishers clearing house winnings?
P.S I sent the cover letter off